Finally. We may be able to wean ourselves off that problematic commodity from the troubled Middle East. This chemical process can turn just about anything into oil. And at a profit no less. 200 tons of turkey guts gets converted to 10 tons of burnable gas, 600 barrels of number 2 heating oil, and 11 tons of minerals. The cost of making the oil this way is about $15 a barrel.

Update: kuro5hin picked this up.