Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Kerry One-Liners

Some debate preparation that I found to be just special.
"Congress, myself included, voted to give the president permission to put the bullet in the gun.

We did not give him permission to shoot us in the foot."
With apologies to Don Knotts as Deputy Barney Fife.

2 comments:

Dustin said...

too bad you didn't give permission to put on body armour for the guys firing back

S.W. Anderson said...

I suspect it all goes back to an impression made on George W. by his hero, Ronald Reagan, the valiant liberator of Granada. As we all know, having that tiny, remote island republic fall to monolithic international communism would've been the beginning of the end for freedom, democracy, Western civilization, home, mom and apple pie.